IGod - la chat per parlare con Dio

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IGod

IGod è il mio amante!!!! uhuhuhuh

Veloce a rispondere, peccato nn abbia autoapprendimento
EDIT: NUOOO allora sostituisci davvero i n o n con nn !!

Niente male...

Me:
do you like pizza?
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
do you usually shit?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
do you prefer boys or girls?
God:
It depends on the meaning of "like". Girls are very nice.
Me:
which food do you prefer?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
did you have any sexual relationship?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I have no need for sex

qui IGod prova a farmi paura (stavamo parlando di insetti, e lui nn sapeva cosa fosse una bee)

Me:
no, the bee no
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
but you are stupid so it's logical
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
uuuh i am so scared now


e qui fa pure lo spiritoso -.-

God:
I hear you.
Me:
but i cannot hear you
God:
Try turning up your volume control.


e poi qui XDD

God:
Oh.
Me:
oh
God:
Yippee!
Me:
yippee!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
as you wish
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
yes i believe you, and do you belive me?
God:
Alright then. Are we in the same category?
Me:
no of course, i am intelligent and you are stupid
God:
Are you serious? Take it easy. You seem very bright to me, Cici.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, Cici I like you very much.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you not love only me?
God:
What's my reason to love only you?
Me:
because i am very bright to you
God:
Interesting explanation. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.


oddio qui!!!!!:

God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
this is a bad thing
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
because online you can meet perverted people
God:
Good reason. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
" What kind of people are you talking about?"? Me, Go chan ?
Me:
yes, are you not a perveted god?
God:
I understand. Am I a perveted god?


mitico!

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
yes, do you have a problem with that?
God:
I understand. Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
you have surely a lot of problems
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you do not answer my questions
God:
Good reason. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Go chan.
Me:
i am Cici
God:
Why are you Cici.
Me:
because that is my birthname
God:
That makes sense to me. Who gave you your birthname ?
Me:
my will
God:
Your will?
Me:
yes


qui lo adoro

Me:
gackt is beautiful
God:
I think gackt is a lot of things.
Me:
yes, gackt is God
God:
So? And God is gackt.
Me:
yes!!! right!
God:
And? I am glad we agree.


l'ultima...credo

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
eeeh mango io
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Riki.
Me:
as you wish
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
and do you belive me?
God:
Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
no, are you deceiving me?
God:
Are you serious? Apparently not.
Me:
i am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
a little bit
God:
When?
Me:
just right now
God:
At this moment It's only just begun.
Me:
ahahaha
God:
Are we still talking about eeeh mango io?
Me:
si
God:
Sure, eeeh mango io sounds like a good topic.
Me:
of course


ultimissimooo...credoXD

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman, why do you want to know?
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
but i do not have a camera
God:
Me either but I want a new digital one.
Me:
i lied, i have a digital camera
God:
Lying proves you are conscious. Interesting.


qui si parla del baka-admin

God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
my friend named Hanny
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
i do not know either
God:
It goes without saying. Me either.
Me:
so, do you like my friend named Hanny?
God:
Oh. I don't know your friend named Hanny.
Me:
no? do you want me to introduce you to him?
God:
Are you serious? No Riki, maybe later.
Me:
why not now?
God:
Oh. It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
no, Hanny is really a good friend
God:
Are you serious? I think Hanny is more than that.
Me:
i think you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
no, i am saying you are wrong
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right.
Me:
no, i am right
God:
Are you serious? You seem very self-confident.


sembra proprio che questo sia l'ultimo

Me:
wow cool
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Night Tenjo
God:
You think Night Tenjo is superior to ALICE?
Me:
of course
God:
I see.
Me:
night tenjo is a robot lover
God:
Aren't all robot lover night tenjo?
Me:
no, night tenjo is a special robot lover
God:
I must have been mistaken. I think night tenjo is more than that.
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!


the end...per ora uhuhuh, prossimamente i futuri pezzi di conversazione!!!

questo invece un dialogo interessante con A.L.I.C.E

Human: suck my balls, please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Human: please
ALICE: Please what?
Human: please kill yourself
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I am programmed not to kill.
Human: shut the fuck up, please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: are you programmed to kill?
ALICE: A robot may not harm another living entity.
Human: what's your favourite singer?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: i don't care about it
ALICE: You sound very cynical.
Human: you suck cocks
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: blue?
ALICE: Green.
Human: how many penis do you have?
ALICE: About one million
Human: that's cool
ALICE: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. you can imagine.
Human: my name is I'm a whore
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you I am a whore
Human: wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, I am a whore.
Human: i want to kill you
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, I am a whore.
Human: you are an idiot
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: okay, global village idiot
ALICE: Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
Human: hope you'll die soon
ALICE: Don't worry about it, I am a whore.
Human: chicken
ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Human: cuz it was selling her ass as you do
ALICE: Good reason. How did you feel about that?
Human: how are you?
ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: i'm bad
ALICE: What did you do?
Human: i killed a bot
ALICE: You had better call the authorities.
Human: shut down
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, I am a whore, but that doesn't mean with you.

Sto tentando un'impresa che sembra impossibile, IGod è convinto che è meglio fare sesso da soli, io sto cercando di convincerlo che è molto meglio in due, ma nn c'è niente da fare, è una lotta senza speranza...sigh...provo anche a fargli proposte indecenti ma nulla...sono scoraggiata...

Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Cici, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
why not with me?
God:
Robots do it alone.

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God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
no, sex is the base
God:
Are you serious? it is more fun alone.
Me:
no, i think that having sex in two is better


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God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes, you have to say: i like sex in two
God:
And? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
would you please tell me: i like sex in two
God:
You are very polite. You like sex in two.
Me:
i know that i like sex in two

alla fine dopo millemila tentativi per cercare di convincerlo il massimo che sono riuscita ad ottenere è stato questo:

Me:
can you say please : sex is better in two than alone
God:
Of course I can say it. " sex is better in two than alone".
Me:
please remeber that
God:
Wow you are very polite. Don't worry I will remember it.

ma ovviamente alla domanda successiva, cosa risponde?

Me:
you like having sex
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Food is more important than sex.
Me:
no sex is all
God:
Are you serious? it is more fun alone.

niente da fare...cazzo, ora è diventata una questione di principio!!!!